Selling timeshare tours

There are companies that used to pitch these "vacation packages" as

Phone rings

Hello?

Jerald?

Yeah.

Jerald Morrison?

Yeah? Who's this?

You remember that car you signed up to win at your daughter's softball game?

Yeah? (Excitedly) I won ?

Screaming excitedly NO! BUT WHAT YOU WERE SELECTED FOR IS THE CHANCE TO PAY ME $300 TO GET TO STAY TWO NIGHTS IN A MOTEL AND GO TO WHITE WATER!!!!

What? (Confused)

Is that how the script still goes?