I (21f) forgot my sex toys and had to improvise

Okay this is going to be a little longer and has a bad ending to it, but I hope you'll enjoy it anyway!

I went to my parents place last weekend and of course took my toys with me, cause I already knew I was going to need them. All in all it was nice there, but I had uni on Monday so I got back Sunday evening. Problem is, I left all my fucking sex toys under my mattress there and only realised once I was back in my dorm room!! I wasn't really worried about anyone finding them, but more about what I'll do without them.

Well the inevitable happened the exact same day and I got horny. For the first day it was fine. My fingers were enough to give me what I need, but on the second day I really needed something bigger in me and all I had was my hairbrush handle. This was not enough, so I had an idea. I went to the store down the street and picked out a nice cucumber. The moment I made it back I went straight to my room and locked the door (never making the mistake of not locking it again). I washed the cucumber for a while with soap and warm water, because I didn't have a condom ready and didn't really feel like explaining the situation to my roommate to get one. At first the cucumber was serving its purpose very well, but after going at it for a while, I was really craving a little vibration too. I looked around my room and spotted my controller laying on my desk, which I knew had some good vibration strength to it. After a quick search on Google I figured out that I could use the "Game Controller Tester" to make it vibrate continuously. With that I could finally have some well earned fun time! I continued for quite a while and kinda lost track of time and after I was done I didn't really know what to do with the cucumber. I didn't just wanted to throw it away, cause that would be a waste, but I also didn't want to eat it. So i just buried it all the way back in the fridge and tried to hid it as good as possible.

But here's the bad part... I got horny again the next day and started looking for it. To my horror I couldn't find it, so I asked my roommate and turns out she and her boyfriend fucking ate it in a nice salad!!

I feel really bad about this, but obviously can't tell her!