33 [M4F] Looking for a smart, but dirty, girl for long-term chats

Hey there! I'm a 33 year old guy looking a smart, funny, witty, but most importantly, dirty girl to have a long-term online friends with benefits type of relationship with.

I'm married, but she doesn't know. We have an extremely bad bedroom situation, so I'm looking to satisfy my sexual frustration with someone else.

I want someone I can flirt with, have a conversation with, but also get off with.

About me: 5'10, dad bod, dark hair (with some gray), a beard, and glasses. I would describe myself as dorky, but don't necessarily have the stereotypical "nerdy interests". I'm big into sports, TV shows, reading, and writing.

I have several different types: curvy or athletic. I LOVE big boobs (fake or real, I don't care). I'm attracted to most personality types, but I'll also never say no to an alternative/goth girl with piercings and tattoos.

Kinks & Likes: sub-leaning switch, cheating, homewrecker, oral (giving and receiving), cumplay, public play, dirty talking, passionate sex, kissing, edging, JOI, teasing, mutual masturbation, assplay (giving and receiving), tit worship/play, and praise (giving and receiving).

Hard Limits: bathroom stuff, cucking, and humiliation.

I'm in the central time zone, but I'm open to those in others.

Don't feel like you have to check every single box to message me.

Let me know what interested you about my post or tell me about yourself when your message (all I ask is that you give me something to work with).

Can't wait to hear from you!