My brother's pickiness is why he's still single and I can't stand him whining about it anymore

He's been single for 3 years and always complaining about it. He's a decent looking dude and has been working out for the past decade. Wouldn't say he's conventionally attractive though. He has social skills but a big introvert and doesn't like to go out and instead focuses solely on the apps. I'm getting all of the somewhat normal stuff about him out of the way because now I have to rant

This man's pickiness and inability to to be flexible will be the downfall of him. Here are some retrded standards he's set up. A girl must have all of them or else he won't even consider going out with her:

  • Must be over 5'8. He's 5'10 and says he doesn't want to 'bend down' to kiss a girl who's 5'7
  • Must be between 27-30. 26 is case by case, anything under that he has 'nothing in common with'. He got upset at the idea of going out with a 25 year old.
  • Following on the second point, she can't have any 'significant baggage' nor been with more than 3 guys. Once again, he only wants to date women around 30. How does that even work? Even if someone has been with 2 long-term partners for the past 12 years, there would be some baggage involved
  • She needs to be muscular and chiseled. This guy has sent me muscle mommy reels in the past. He's also the only guy I've met who think Erin Moriarty's plastic was a good idea
  • She has to be liberal but also open to dating someone conservative because that's what he is
  • Doesn't like going out past 8. This man sleeps at 9pm everyday, even on weekends
  • Has to be a gamer
  • Can't make under $70k

I forgot to mention, he's 29. These dumbfuck standards would've been somewhat excusable if he was still 25 or whatever but he's basically 30 now. He once flat out left a blind date set up by my sister because the girl was a bookkeeper so not making tons of money and voted for Trump (which he also did and is still proud of???)

I can't deal with this dude anymore. He's always messaging me wallowing on about how he'll never find the one and how he's upset all the time and in all honesty I hope he never does because I wouldn't want any woman to waste a single day of her life on this fucking idiot. And a tale as old as time, he actually used to be a normal dude before 2020.

Posted May 14, 2025, 3:09 PM UTC

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