To the teabagging Kirby I just two stocked ♥️

Dawg, I’ve been playing Villager for less than a week. I still don’t know how to open matches, so I’m glad you enjoyed the quick stock and subsequent teabagging. That must have made you feel good.

I bet it didn’t feel good to watch me pull off combos I’ve only seen in Kept’s VODs, which I’ve only practiced in training for an hour or so. And why the fuck did you keep walking over my tree when I was watering?

Anyway, keep doing your thing in the 7M range. I’m guessing the 2,850 hours you’ve sunk into the game haven’t served you well if you’re still this shitty. And no, I won’t accept the friend request.