Current joke application form results, plus a bit of sappiness on community

Happy!

We passed triple digits in my joke polycule application form from this thread, so for fun I thought I'd post what it's looking like (as of the time of this writing; ~150 responses):

  • ~75% of applicants marked that they are a hot babe, so niiiiiiiiiiiice but also you other 25% are humble which is hot so you are also hot babes boom gottem
  • ~85% of applicants are down to eat cheese and sin with The Rat Union
  • ~70% of applicants are willing to abandon all earthly possessions and follow me as a cult leader, which seems like an above normal average for someone starting a cult so I think we might be on to something here

Silliness aside, I am really overwhelmed with emotion right now for some reason. I've been hanging around r/polyamory for a bit now, usually giving my stuffy advice and only occasionally memeing it up, but that post earlier and all the joking around with everyone is really the first time I've felt like a member of the community, if that makes sense?

I hope to get to know the regulars around here a lot better--not even necessarily in a hope to have relationships with some hot babes cool people way--but just like, being around you like minded and funny people just... it made me happy today okay jeez don't make a big deal out of it I'm sensitive or whatever get over it >:[

TLDR: The Rat Union is a thing, please add it to your flairs and gas each other up when you see comments from one another, remember to eat cheese and sin, and I'll see all you hot babes at the complex where things are going to get so, so weird.

Posted May 23, 2025, 6:03 PM UTC

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