38 [M4F] Portland, OR - Seeking Pretend Girlfriend

When creating an account on here, my first plan was to offer myself as genuine boyfriend. But, after reading so many posts from people seeking relationships that involve various interests, including domination and furry fetish, I have decided that a pretend relationship is what I truly desire (or that I can handle at the moment).

Let me to explain the advantages of a pretend relationship. We can communicate electronically about things that are not actually happening in our lives, providing an opportunity for complete dishonesty. What could be more beautiful than a pretend connection with another person? Our connection can stay entirely fictional – no need for real names, photos, or factual details about our lives. Let’s keep things strictly text-based, with no other expectations. I am only seeking a deep, intense relationship that is only loosely rooted in reality.

If you are interested in having a pretend boyfriend, you should possess moderate intelligence, articulacy, and an edgy personality. However, your sense of humor must be exceptional as I would not pretend to date someone who is not incredibly funny. It is essential that you are also beautiful with striking features (though it does not matter as I will not know if it's true). To maintain our fictional vibe, let’s avoid realworld politics entirely, our pretend personas can’t handle ideological drama. Furthermore, proper spelling is crucial, and I will end the pretend relationship instantly if you make many typos.

Regarding myself, I am a 38-year-old professional male who is intelligent and handsome. I have been seeking some distraction lately, particularly after a painful pretend-breakup, so I may be rebounding at the moment.

P.S. If you are interested in having a pretend boyfriend, please note that I will not respond to replies containing photos of your penis. This may not be necessary to mention, but it seems to be the way most posts conclude, so I thought it better to be safe than sorry.

P.P.S. Portions of this post may be exaggerated for comedic effect.