Story: Terrible Tinder Hookup.

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When I was I was younger (19) I decided that I wanted to experience what a "random" hookup was like since it was something I never had experience before. So I went to Tinder. I figured Tinder was the best place, I mean everyone was already using it for hooking up anyways. So I set up a profile and put some basic details about myself, put a few pictures up and it was time to start swiping.

After awhile I started getting matches and start chatting to a few guys. I settled on one guy we will call "Nate". He was a smooth talker, he was confident and bragged about how good he was in bed and how much he would make me cum. He isn't my typical type but he was good looking so I figured, if he's good looking he must get laid and know what he's talking about.

So Nate and I agreed no dinner, no drinks, no date. We both knew this was purely a no frills hookup. He told me he was clean which in hindsight I shouldn't of just taken his word for. I was just excited and ignored my better judgement so we agreed we werent going to use condoms since we both hated them. I told him he didnt have to pull out which he was excited about since i like creampies. The only thing I told him I wouldn't do was anal which he was cool with.

The night finally comes and I decide to dress up in a cute little skirt, some thigh high socks, and a sheer body suit since i was wearing that i opted not to wear underwear. I even decided to do a little makeup, because why not, might as well look 110% and hopefully it gets things going. I uber to his place, and when I finally arrive at his house he greets me at the door and we hug say hello, and he grabs me by the hand and leads me to his room.

Once we were in his room he laid down on the bed and invited me to do the same, we started making out while his hands made their way under my skirt. He was grabbing and spanking my butt and so I started to rub his cock through his shorts, it didnt take long for him to get hard. He wasn't huge by any means, average really which I was totally fine with. At this point I was wearing my skirt more like a belt and he had found and unbuttoned the buttons at the crotch of my body suit and since I wasn't wearing a thong he had all the access he needed to start rubbing my clit. Good I thought things are moving along.

After a couple minutes of this he pulls away and tells me to get on my knees on the floor. I got excited at the idea of him taking charge. As im on the floor on my knees he sits on the edge of the bed infront of me and takes his shorts off, as it springs out of his waistband I grab his cock and start licking and sucking on the tip. He let's out a little gasp as he settles in and gets comfortable he says to me "damn you are a little slut aren't you?" I ignore him as I take him deeper gagging on his cock as I look up at him. He's throbbing and really hard and I watch as he puts his head back and let's out a long "fuuuucckkk" I pull away to take a breath before sucking and taking him deep again while squeezing his balls. A minute into the blow job...

smack

I suddenly feel his hand hit my forehead and he's telling me to stop. Um, what the fuck? It hasn't even been that long.

Nate tells me to get on the bed, he tells me to get on all 4s. Oh good hes taking charge and hes ready I thought to myself. As he positions himself behind me he asks if I was serious about him not needing a condom, I look back and tell him I fucking hate using them which only seemed to excite him even more that I wasn't lying about it. So, I'm on all 4s, face down and ass up. He starts to rub his dick against my pussy. I'm already wet from the blow job I gave him and from the excitement of it all so I only feel the slightest bit of pressure before he's slid his entire length inside me. As he bottoms out I squeeze my pussy around his cock tightly.

"Holy fuck you're so tight"

He says as he starts to pull out, he thrusts into me deeply again, I maintain my grip on him as he starts to pull out for the second time and as he buries himself deep inside me for the third and FINAL time i feel it, hes stopped moving, his cock is throbbing and pulsing inside me, i can feel him cumming inside me. HE ALREADY BLEW HIS LOAD!

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

He pulls out and immediately falls to the bed beside me while I'm still in doggy stunned at what just happened.

Nate: Shit I'm sorry.

Me: Well that was quick.

Nate: Yeah give me a few and we can go again.

Me: jokingly I guess im just too tight and felt too good for you to handle.

Nate: Nah I just didn't jerkoff, I should of jerked off before you got here I would of lasted longer.

Me: stunned at his response Wow okay.

Nate: Just give me a few minutes we can do round 2 and it'll be better.

He didn't even offer to help me finish, he didn't go down on me, nothing. I should of just left thinking back on it, but I figured that I'd try to salvage this and besides it's true I guess guys do tend to last longer the second time around, right?

Anyways while we are waiting for him to recover he starts the movie up he had paused on the tv. I guess before I had gotten there he was on his computer online gambling, looking at stock market reports all while watching FORREST GUMP! on the TV.

Mind you hes gotten up to get on his computer and hes gambling and starts going on and on about how great of a movie it is, talking to me about how stocks work, and how he's got a strategy to win in online poker. Im barely paying attention and instead I'm messaging my fwb to "please save me from my terrible mistake". He agrees, but it would take him awhile.

Nate is still talking, I'm still barely paying attention, and after what felt like an eternity hes moved to the foot of the bed and is wagging his dick at me asking me if I'm "ready for him again"

I grabbed some lube out of my bag since i wasnt wet anymore and I wasn't about to waste this guys stamina on a BJ again. I put it all over his cock and rub the rest on me. Since I'm already on the bed I lay back as he pulls me to the edge of the bed and gets between my legs. As he slides into my pussy he pulls my top down, gets my tits out and start groping, sucking and pincing my nipples. Hes fucking me fast, frantic almost and for a second it actually starts to feel good, but then i see it in his face. He is already struggling not to cum, I can see him fighting it back and losing. IT HASNT EVEN BEEN A MINUTE!

So I decided "fuckit" I squeeze my pussy on him and it's like I just did a mortal kombat fatality on this bozo because his eyes go wide and they are bugging out of his skull all while hes grunting like a fucking turtle humping a shoe.

WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Nate: Holy fuck that was good!

Me: You think so huh?

Nate: Yeah, did you cum?

My phone dings, my fwb is outside. I'd gotten up and started fixing myself up and getting dressed.

Me: laughing You'd need to last longer than that to make me cum.

Nate: You don't want to spend the night and do it again?

Me: Dude you kinda fucking suck at sex, my ride is here and I'm leaving.

Nate: Well I'm sorry it's just been so long since I got laid.

Me: Sounds like a personal problem.

Nate: You're seriously leaving?

Me: Yes, my ride is waiting.

Once he realizes I really was leaving he starts to beg me to stay, but I wasn't about to spend another minute with this guy. I make my way to the entrance of his house and as I open the door I can see my fwb at the curb waiting for me outside his car.

I wave to him from the doorway as I hear Nate ask me "whos that?". I don't answer him and without looking back I do a giddy little run up into my next dates arm and give him a hug and kiss.

As the passenger door closes behind I look towards Nates house. He's still in the doorway. He looks a little stunned and a lot confused. Honestly though I hope it hurt his feelings to see me leaving with another guy that or he just thinks I'm a hoe. 🤷‍♀️

Posted Jun 3, 2025, 4:00 AM UTC

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