i wish i could have a pee pee wand for one day

like just imagine having a wee wiz for 24 hours. i feel like men are so sexually driven and it’s like bruh it can not be THAT GOOD. but i don’t know maybe it is that good. i do feel bad that men don’t have honkers because there pretty great, but more in like a stress ball type of way. like i wouldn’t do all the stupid shit men do just to get off, because bruh why do they make up stupid as terms like “blue ballz”. cause no you’re literally just being a DIDDY BLUD, you do not have to grape people just because your a little man is feeling active.