MHA but summarized poorly

A man inflicts hair consumption upon a child for the sake of the gains. This backfires spectacularly when he washes it down with the no bone juice. He then has to fight Mahito but with more hands, Noseless Ninja, “we have The Lion Sin of Pride at home”, Magneto, Tintin, SCP-045, Mr Fantastic, Line Man, Mahito but with less hands, "we have the Li- oh wait, he's already down", Baddie with a .50 Cal, Mahito in a suit, and finally: the spirit of WD Gaster.
Along with an assortment of other children, this child shall learn that you too can become a pizza mascot until the creator throws you a bone and makes you Dollar store Iron Spider. Anything I missed?