Every office fridge has one yogurt that's been there since 2019 and no one touches it on purpose.

It’s not that we don’t see it.

We all know it’s there. It’s become a relic. A guardian of the fridge. Removing it would disrupt the balance. There’s no way it’s anyone’s. I think every office fridge just comes with one by default. I’ve changed jobs and seen it multiple times. Same energy. Same packaging. Same passive aggression.