Theo’s Long Lost Sister

have you guys read a fic in which after the drasting event in Book 5 at the ministry, Theo’s father recognized Hermione as his daughter, Snape is like her godfather or something, so she stays in his quarters to heal. Then, Theo and his Slytherin friends got invited into a house party inside Snape’s room (Snape’s fine guys, btw) and they are like “what are they doing?” Hermione’s wearing a halter top, the Gryffindors are playing and suddenly Ron has Minerva’s knickers and Mione sitting on Neville’s lap and the Slytherins are figuratively bulging their eyes out in shock (poor babies).

and like Remus or Sirius says this line “You failed in (something or what). Never get caught.”