I know whatever I've come up with here is wrong but I just want someone to tell my why that's all.

Its too long for reddits character limit

NONE of this is AI or LLM generated ABSOLUTELY none of it regardless of what you want to believe.

just a silly dumb thought experiment in my head

LITERALLY all I want is someone to link me some cool resources that make it look like shit but I get to learn something new, that's all I'm asking

I am NOT proposing this a some universal truth or something baffling of the sort