Do I get banned in Otb for mentally attacking players?

Chess Question

I got tactics to break players without even touching the board bro. Psychological warfare, zero elo required.

First, I sit down and play the Bongcloud, Just 1.e4, 2.Ke2, stare straight into their soul like I’m revealing ancient secrets. It tilts them instantly. They start questioning if I know something they don’t. I don’t. But they don’t know that.

I sit down at the board, no handshake, just lean in slowly, romantically and go: "Sooo... do you live alone?" They're already shook. Clock haven't even started yet and their king's filing a restraining order.

Mid-game? I randomly ask: "What’s your blood type again?" They forget what en passant is. Game over.

They play a nice move? I look up and go: "That’s cute... your mom teach you that one?" Rizzed AND disrespected. Emotional capture, takebacks denied

When they castle, I whisper: "Mmm... running away, just like your dad." And then play h4.

"We’re both gonna die one day, you know that, right?"

I might get banned for harrassment.

Posted Jun 3, 2025, 7:57 AM UTC

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