Snuffstitute

A snuffstitute is like a prostitute except instead of paying to have sex with a lady, you are paying to kill her. Now a lot of foreign countries have these women free for the tourist trade. A lot of times they ask college girls to walk the streets naked for the tourist to snuff them. A lot of girls take it as honoring their country. Some times secretaries and even young mothers walk the streets on their own since no identification is required. Any one is free game, the police will not ask any questions. Joe was visiting Spain when while walking to the bar a young, beautiful, naked lady approached him. "Hola," she said. " ¿quieres? Do you want to Mátame kill me? Por favor, for tourists" "What?" Joe yelled. "Tourist you, kill me! she smiled showing her body. "Its against the law, Joe explained. "No, es legal," she explained. "Para los turistas, you" "I can kill you?" Joe asked. "Si," she said wrapping Joe's hands around her throat. "I'm going to the bar," Joe explained. "Vendré," she smiled, "I will come too." "Naked?" Joe asked. "They will know," she answered. "Usted mata, your kill." They entered the bar and everyone cheered. "This guy landed a naked lady," one of them said. "She is your to kill no questions asked." "Why is that?" Joe asked. "Yankee money," the bartender answered. "These girls are a dime a dozen. They are worth sacrificing to bring tourist over." "But why would girls do this?" Joe asked. "How much are they paid?" "They do it for free, for the thrill," the bartender said. "Here, I'll show you. Pick any of these girls here at the bar." "OK," Joe looks around. "That redhead." "Lady! Come over here," the bartender commanded. "Take you clothes off, I'm going to choke you to death on my cock." She is momentarily stunned as he steps from behind the bar and unzips his pants. His eleven inch erection catches her eye and she immediately strips. She starts to suck on his manhood and he presses her head down. She continues sucking even though she can't breath. After ten minutes he explodes into the dead woman's mouth. He lefts go as she falls to the floor. "They all want it," he says. "Something irresistible about dying during sex." Then he yells, "Hey barmaids! Strip! You are all walking home naked tonight." The men at the bar cheer as the barmaids eagerly remove their costumes knowing none of them will survive the evening. "They're all game?" Joe asked. "Willingly," the bartender said. "None of them will be alive very long. And look! The other lady customers are also removing their clothes." "Well, I guess i'll leave," Joe said. "I have a lady to eat." He wraps his arm around the naked prey as she said, "Adiós, hope you girls have a Maravillosa muerte (wonderful death).