Favorite remarks to “Why don’t you just stop”?

You ever just wanna be mean and whip out these . . .

You have anxiety, why don't you just calm down?

You have depression, why don't you just cheer up?

You have adhd, why don't you just stand still/focus?

You have an undereating disorder, why don't you just eat?

You have asthma, why don't you just breathe?