WTF was that cadence at parade today?

You were so out of step I coulda set jazz to it.

You should be embarrassed.

Half of you looked like my grandma and her walker -

The other half looked like they just scraped you off your own dicks long enough to pretend to be soldiers.

Jesus fucks frog, boys n’ girls. I’m stunned.

I think I’ve seen better marching in lunch lines.

This marching was so bad my dick stopped working. Now my wife really has a reason to leave! Thanks a lot!!