Summer Camp Stories

I just came back from a summer camp that I've been going to for two years, I have a few stories that I really want to share from this year and last year.

1: This happened last year. We stay in highschool dorms at our camp and there was a boys wing and a girls wing and they were right across from eachother. Anyway one night literally all the boys were standing in front of the boys' wing door naked...

2: Also last year. One time, the girls and the boys were competing who could have the best Bible study. So the girls gathered in one dorm room and the boys in another. The girls and I read Genesis 1 and said WOW after every verse. Then we used puppy chow and some water for communion. (Which now I realize that's kinda disrespectful) Then the whole thing devolved into a dance party of us dancing to Party In The USA on loop.

3: This year. Some kid called me and my friend group furries because we were saying someone cheated at musical Chairs. (Nothing against furries) He was pulling chairs from under people. I said that we're not furries. Then he went like, "Cough cough, furries." So I said, "Cough cough, idiot." He said, "Cough cough, fattie." So I wanted to say, "Cough cough, look who's talking." Which might have been a little far, so I said, "Cough cough, moron." He shut up after that, lol.

4: This year. On the last night we were there, they let people have sleepovers in the dorms. There were 4 people sleeping over, in a room with already 4 people, so 8 people. I was just up in my bunk, reading, minding my own business. Then they started talking about, well, let's just say, guy's private parts. Bro, I cannot lie, the one who started the conversation was a 7th grader. 😭

5: This year. At every meal, there are 7 tables in the canteen. To decide which one goes first, each table does a trivia question about the school the summer camp's at. Anyway, our table went last at every meal for the whole week. On the day we were going to leave, at breakfast we didn't do the trivia question, and the someone told us we could go first as a pity vote. 😅😭😂

Edit: I just remembered one more that I want to share. This was this year. I brought a beach ball to the lake. Me and my friends named it Wilbert and baptized it 4 or 5 times for some reason in the lake. And then someone took it from my hands and threw it in the lake two times. So we had to go and save Wilbert.