Chester is my husband.

I LOVE YOU CHESTER, PLEASE MARRY ME. I WILL COOK FOR YOU, DO YOUR LAUNDRY, BRUSH YOUR HAIR, AND MUCH MORE. PLEASE, CHESTER, ACCEPT MY HAND IN MARRIAGE. I LOVE YOUR PERSONALITY, VOICE, DESIGN, AND EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU. YOU HAVE NO FLAWS, MY LOVE. PLEASE, CHESTER, MY RED-HAIRED PRINCE. I WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU.