shady things your teachers have said/done?

whats some random shady thing your teachers has said.

I'll go first bc my school's very vanilla: teacher holds up a thick packet of paper (sealed in one of those orange document envelopes) while we're cleaning her room out and says "I'm burning this one. [something something, probably 'in case'] I go to court for him." When I asked for clarification she said "He's not a bad kid he just made bad decisions"