Deadpool and Peacemaker #8

Deadpool and Peacemaker

Episode 8: “Teen Trouble, Young Chaos”

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COLD OPEN – INT. TOWER DORM ROOM – NIGHT

Inside the Teen Titans Tower, Beast Boy and Kid Flash are in the middle of a chaotic gaming session that’s triggering emergency systems.

BEAST BOY Dude! I told you not to mess with Cyborg’s settings!

KID FLASH It said “DO NOT TOUCH” — that just means try me.

ALARMS BLARE.

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INT. DEADPOOL AND PEACEMAKER’S HQ – SAME TIME

DEADPOOL (to camera) Last time on Deadpool & Peacemaker: Universal Babysitters, we crushed some bad guys, annoyed Batman, and somehow didn’t get sued! Now it’s time for teen drama and puberty-fueled powers. Grab the popcorn.

PEACEMAKER You’re dragging me into another teen crossover? I’m not emotionally stable enough to handle hormonal sidekicks.

DEADPOOL Buckle up, Daddy Daycare.

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TITLE CARD: “Teen Trouble, Young Chaos”

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INT. TITAN TOWER – COMMON ROOM

The Teen Titans are caught off guard by a surprise portal opening, revealing the Young Avengers.

ROBIN Who are you and why are you here?

KATE BISHOP Who are you and why do you look like you cosplay Batman without his budget?

BEAST BOY (to Hulkling) Dude… you shapeshift too? Wanna freak out some civilians later?

WICCAN (eyeing Raven) You’re giving off intense “dark sorceress with trauma” vibes. I respect that.

RAVEN Try me and regret it.

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DEADPOOL (crashes through a skylight) ATTENTION TEENS! Class is now in session! Today’s lesson: chaotic chemistry and team bonding through mutual suffering!

PEACEMAKER (marching in) Let’s get this over with. And if anyone mentions TikTok, I’m pulling the fire alarm.

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INT. TRAINING ROOM – MONTAGE • Kate Bishop vs. Robin: Archery duel and sharp sarcasm exchange. • Wiccan & Raven: Accidentally summon a demonic rave dimension. • Beast Boy vs. Hulkling: Animal form flex-off. • America Chavez: Punches a reality hole. Peacemaker falls through it and lands on the set of The Office.

PEACEMAKER (from the portal) WHY IS DWIGHT STARING INTO MY SOUL?!

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EVENING – TITAN TOWER ROOFTOP

The teens gather under the stars. Beast Boy roasts marshmallows with Deadpool, who’s humming “Kumbaya” off-key.

KID FLASH So… friends?

SPEED (side-eyeing him) For now. Just keep your fingers off my gear.

WICCAN Or his heart.

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PEACEMAKER (helmet off, surprisingly chill) Alright… maybe you kids aren’t totally hopeless.

DEADPOOL (raising a burnt marshmallow like a wine glass) To chaos, growth, and generational trauma. You’re the future… God help us all.