Is it me or… (43 M4F)

… is the bathroom ALWAYS on the opposite end of the store when you’re needing to use it? I swear I walked for an hour with no sign of having to use the restroom and then as soon as I get to the opposite side of the store, bam! My brain is like “oh, hey, Dude! We need to use that thing that we were by for 25 minutes but never did, we should go way back over there!”

All is well though!! Did I learn any lessons today? No.

Will I do this again? Most likely.