All the Eds are off! Who could have held off their vices the longest, if cheating didn't occur.
We know in the episode, All the Eds are off, that Eddy cheated. And that Ed one by a Technicallity. Though, in spirit, Eddy was the one who waited the longest to give in, Ed had lost in spirit, giving into his cravings for Gravy, only winning as it turned out that what he had consumed wasn't actually gravy.
Hypothetically, if no cheating had occurred, and technicalities aren't allowed, who do you all think would have lasted the longest.
Ed resisting his Gravy addiction, Edd resisting the use of long words, Eddy resisting the urge to yell, Kevin resisting the use of word dork, Rolf resisting his meat cravings, and Johnny resisting taking orders from Plank.
My personal prediction, if no cheating occurred, in order of first to fail to last: Rolf, Johnny, Ed, Edd, Kevin/Eddy.
I cannot sNormally I'd say Rolf would be able to last without meat, since he is a proud farmer who grows vegetables of all sorts, surely he eats some of them... but in this episode he seems unable to survive without meat.
Johnny showed a bit of self control, but he shows through out the episdode that he needs Plank, very badly. He seeks substitutes to Plank, begging other people to boss him around. No chance he lasts too long. In fact one could argue him asking for people to substitute for Plank could count as cheating and be a failure state.
Ed... ultimately, would give in. No matter what. But he can last fairly well without gravy normally. We don't see him eating it that often through out the series. But in the episode it's an addiction. It really comes down to the presence of gravy. I'd say he'd last as long as he did in the episode. Without technicalities, I'd say he'd lose then and there. I'd say if technicalities were allowed, he wouldn't last too much longer. He would give up shortly after if it came down to it.
Without cheating, I feel Double D could last a long time. But he also will struggle. And I feel he would slip up, forgetfully.
I'm undecided between Kevin and Eddy. Without cheating, I think Kevin would have a strong chance to not get frustrated enough to lose. However, Eddy has shown that he can restrain himself and displayed remarkable willpower throughout the series when he REALLY wants to. I think it's a toss up between the two.
Posted Jun 15, 2025, 3:09 AM UTC