Shai Gilgeous-Alexander: The New Basketball God, Thunder Crushes '96 Bulls

In 2025, the basketball universe witnessed a revolution! The Oklahoma City Thunder swept the league with a 68-14 record, as Shai Gilgeous-Alexander (SGA) led them to an NBA championship, boldly declaring to the world: Michael Jordan (MJ) and his 1995-96 Chicago Bulls are officially obsolete! Let’s dive into the undeniable data to prove how SGA utterly “demolished” MJ and how the Thunder made the '96 Bulls’ legacy look like ancient history!

Data Slays the Dragon: SGA Obliterates MJ

Let’s start with scoring. In the 2024-25 season, SGA dropped a jaw-dropping 32.7 points per game (PPG), a veritable offensive nuke! Meanwhile, MJ in 1995-96 managed a measly 30.4 PPG. That’s right—30.4 points wouldn’t even crack the top ten in SGA’s era! A 2.3-point gap is more than enough to tarnish MJ’s scoring crown.

Assists? SGA dished out 6.4 per game, showcasing the flair of a true floor general. MJ? A pitiful 4.3 assists per game, looking like a selfish ball-hog who only cared about his own shots. SGA’s unselfish play clearly fits the team-first spirit of modern basketball.

Rebounds? Sure, MJ grabbed 6.6 per game compared to SGA’s 5.0. But come on, it’s 2025—who cares about rebounds anymore? Three-pointers and fast breaks rule the day! SGA traded fewer rebounds for higher scoring and assists, a masterclass in efficiency that leaves MJ in the dust. And let’s not forget SGA’s superior shooting percentages: 51.9% field goal and 89.8% free throw, trouncing MJ’s 49.5% and 83.4%.

Thunder Dynasty: 68 Wins Crush 72

The Thunder’s 68-14 record in 2024-25 was nothing short of invincible. Compare that to the Bulls’ 72-10 in 1995-96? Give me a break! Back in 1996, the NBA had only 29 teams—now there are 30, and the competition is on another level. By today’s standards, the Thunder’s 68 wins are worth at least 80! The Bulls’ 72 wins? A relic of a bygone era.

Moreover, the Thunder clawed their way through the brutal Western Conference, facing juggernauts like the Nuggets, Lakers, and Warriors. The Bulls back then? The Eastern Conference was a cakewalk, with only the Magic posing a mild threat. The Thunder’s record carries far more weight than the Bulls’ inflated numbers.

Playoff Legend: SGA’s One-Man Miracle

The playoffs are where legends are forged, and SGA delivered! In the 2024-25 postseason, he averaged a monstrous 35 PPG, 7 assists, and 5 rebounds, carrying the Thunder through every round. From sweeping the first round to outlasting the Nuggets in a grueling Western Conference Finals, and finally clinching the title with a 4-3 victory over the Indiana Pacers in the Finals, SGA was a solo superhero. MJ in 1996? He had Scottie Pippen, an All-Star sidekick, Dennis Rodman, a rebounding freak, and Phil Jackson’s tactical wizardry. The Bulls cruised through a weakened Eastern Conference, with the injury-plagued Magic and an outmatched SuperSonics in the Finals offering little resistance. SGA’s “solo carry” trumps MJ’s “stacked roster” any day!

Era Excuses? Save It!

Some old-school fans might whine, “MJ’s era had tougher defense, and today’s three-point explosion inflates stats.” Pure excuses! The numbers don’t lie: SGA scores more, assists more, and has a ring. MJ’s era was the age of VHS tapes; we’re in the 4K streaming era now! SGA’s hyper-efficient game proves he’s the king of the new generation.

Conclusion: The GOAT Crown Changes Hands

It’s time to rewrite history! Michael Jordan, your legacy was great, but step aside. Shai Gilgeous-Alexander has proven with data and a championship that he’s the true GOAT. The Thunder’s 68 wins and playoff dominance make the '96 Bulls’ 72 wins look like a footnote. Welcome to 2025—the era of SGA and the Thunder!