Unpopular opinion: there's no such thing as a fucking top??

gay world has an extreme shortage of tops, they're like gay unicorns. even the guys who top always end up becoming bitch bttms or vers. to be clear: i don't consider vers tops, tops. this is especially annoying for me since i'm only attracted to total tops -- i think it's so hot for a man to be %100 dominant. what's worse is literally all the young, cute boys are bttms. or a bttm with a big dick -- ugh, like why, universe?!? what is that big dick for, it's wasted on them haha if there's any gay unicorns reading this, why do you think you're blood type is so rare?

*disclaimer: please don't comment to tell me, "bttms can be dominant too." yes, of course. i know what a power bttm is. what i mean is i'm not that, or vers. i only like to associate dominance with tops.