Can we talk about the Table?

Ok, yes, I know there’s way more exiting and/or interesting things to discuss/rant about, but I just NEED to have a conversation about the table.

1- It’s ugly as can be and 100% does not go with the vintage style of her Gramercy Park Townhouse.

2- If you like the ugly table, just buy the fucking thing. It drives me nuts when she acts like a teenager who needs her BF’s approval. I’m glad it’s sold. Serves her right.

3- He’s not coming for 5 years, if at all. Is she going to run every purchase by him for the next 5 years because at this rate all she’ll ever have in that house is a cat and a tiny half of a kitchen table.

4- Did I mention the table is hideous?