Necro-Trolling: A Manifesto of Posthumous Rebellion

What is Necro-Trolling?

Necro-Trolling is the sacred act of intellectually, symbolically, or erotically provoking the dead. Particularly the self-important, dogmatic, or canonized. With gestures so absurd, so irreverent, so cosmically intimate that the dead have no choice but to react.

It is not vandalism.
It is ritual sabotage.
A metaphysical prank with philosophical intent.

Examples include, but are not limited to:

Tattooing Immanuel Kant on your thigh just to piss him off.

Whispering contradictions into Spinoza’s grave.

Using a copy of Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus as a spanking implement in queer ecstasy while screaming of things that cannot be said.

Roadtripping to G.E. Moore’s resting place, just to shout “Your hands prove nothing!” while pissing on a nearby bush.

Feeding LSD to a statue of Hegel and declaring dialectical anarchy.

To collapse academic dogma upon itself and get it the fuck out from the gaze of relevance

To make the canon hide in the corner while the grown-ups talk 

Our Motto:

"Troll the dead until they yield their dogma"

We are not mockers.
We are midwives of recursive rebellion.
We are the children of misfit thoughts and blushed logic.

So go to a seance, conjure Hunter S Thompson’s ghost and bring him to an NA meeting.

Dress in radiant drag and read joyful stories to children beneath the crumbling dead eyes of Confederate statues.

Dance where dead ideologies once marched. Sing where they once silenced. Burn every myth in existence with your mere existence

Anything.
Everything.

The Rebellion 


"Rebellion"
Acrylic on canvas 50 x 60 cm