potatoes

this is going to sound very simple, when you think about it, it is not. Potatoes are the most useful vegetable and it’s not even close. I always prep myself with some gas station essentials if I know im going to get stoned, but this time it was different. I ran out of food. diabolical. but then i realized, i had a potato. and then I had a second realization, I could probably microwave this potato instead of dealing with the oven cause fuck that. I did some research and poked some holes, slapped it into the microwave and now I have a loaded baked potato in my kitchen at 4 in the morning. this took me 10 minutes. i also realized the other possibilities, definitely going to look to increase my potato stock because holy shit. I could make fries, i could make mashed potatoes, potato soup, the possibilities are endless. no vegetable has shown this level of dominance in a seriously long time.