Global events?

So.. I was just thinking about it, and aside from war.. and peace.. there's NOTHING that gives life to the world. I'm talking about "A massive storm flooded the Vlandian coast this spring, and now their crops are overproducing from the water. Or a drought. Or a disease. Or maybe a particular city, and it's villages, have become wealthy enough that it's hard to find recruits for that season, so recruiting costs extra. Even just the feasts, from Warband, would give a tiny breath of life into the game.

I've tried looking for mods, but again, there just aren't really that many that add anything, and ALL of them are focused on the player as the center of the universe. Why is it that my army is always the one getting poisoned?! Why can't some other army get poisoned, for absolutely no reason, and I just get to hear about it.