25 [M4F] Hoping to find the right person in the wrong place

Hello there; it has been a while since I last used the reddit app.

I have been single for years now and I am tired of looking for someone nasad tbh. My mom said nga I have to lower my standards daw kay dili daw ko makauyab ani lol.

One thing, I am sure about is that my standards aren’t high. They’re in place for a reason - I just know what I want and I stand firm sa boundaries nga I have set. No one is perfect, that’s true. However, my standards doesn’t just filter imperfect people, it filters out people that I am sure I am not attracted to in a romantic level.

I honestly don’t wanna waste time and I want to end up with someone I like. Who doesn’t diba?

I love myself so much guys and I am looking for someone who’s like me (not literally). Syempre, di raman sad pod ko helas. What I look for is something that I also have.

My standards are very clear:

• Someone who is physically appealing. Looks do matter for me. I don’t wanna wake up next to someone that I am not attracted to kalain sad ana oy hahaha. Dili man sad conventionally attractive people ang akong pasabot. Beauty is nag depend jud na sa tao and how people see you! I find people with mole in their face attractive. I like it when girls do girlie things, kanang they have neat set of nails. It makes my dick go hard. KIDDINGGGG HAHAHAHAHAHA SERYOSO RA KAAYO MO GABASA MAONG GAJOKE KO GAMAY.
• Someone who knows how to communicate. A no brainer jud ni. Early on palang; if they reply so late, maabtan og pila ka oras, I just take it as a sign nga dili sa interested sa akoa. Which is fine. I just move on lang. I am a very busy person pero once I keep talking to you; I already made you an exception. I don’t wanna be carrying the whole convo sad kay mura kog ga interview og artista ani hahaha. Ako nalang ba magsigeg pangutana? Akonnalang ba ang curious namong duha? Samani oy hahaha. Pass ko sa dili interesado, easy as that
• Someone who is matured. Not to the point nga grabe ka serious ha. Pero kanang someone nga naay saktong wavelength ba. Dili kanang masuko kay busy ko???? Bruh, I am working for our future. The least you could do is understand hahahaha.
• Open minded. Important jud ni. I want someone who listens and is open to understanding other people’s perspectives and opnions. I don’t like it when they think they’re always right. Like come on, you’re not always right and it is fine raman. An open person is also a good listener.
• Sexual compatibility. I am a sexual person, so it is important for me. I don’t wanna be with someone who is asexual or wouldn’t wanna have sex eventually. I mean it’s not like we’re gonna fuck the first time we meet. But eventually, we will jud. Hahahaha.
• Someone who’s willing to swap pics. If you don’t wanna swap pics; then pass lang. This will waste our time lang. on top of thag, I won’t send first.

Well, if you read through everything; please feel free to DM me. I am open to connecting with people who are going to be my potential partner. These are only the tip of an iceberg. There’s so much to know about me pa.

I may be picky, but once I pick; the game is over. See you when I see you nalang.