My new Mossberg got up and made me breakfast today. You just gotta raise them right

Everybody knows guns kill people on their own. I've brought my 12 gauge to the park and beach a few times (unloaded of course) to get her used to people so she doesn't randomly freak out and start shooting them. She aimed a couple times the first time, but I spanked her and she started behaving. Now she lets people come up and hold her, and even toggle the safety. We're working on loading and unloading next.

In the meantime though, I've been potty training her and house training her. She doesn't leave shells everywhere like she used to. I got her fixed, so she doesn't come home and give birth to a bunch of little 3d printed zip guns anymore. I tell you what, that was an awkward conversation with the sheriff!

Today, she made me breakfast and brought it to me in bed. She reloaded to get my attention and handed me a plate of burnt toast and runny eggs. Bless her heart. It's not perfect, but I couldn't ask for anything better. She's gonna be a great gun, I can tell