I have to leave New York

After so many horrifying and life threatening incidents that occurred here, I have decided it’s best for my safety that I simply leave this once great city

Can you blame me? I nearly got crushed by rubble during the Battle of New York, then I turned to dust for five years and came back to what’s known as the “Blip” and learned my dogs have passed after my then girlfriend at the time had them put down… Then there was the time Spider-Man was accused of killing Mysterio… which is a lie btw, and I don’t recall the exact details as if magic got rid of the moments but I ended up in hospital due to an accident on the bridge which I don’t even know how that happened but I faintly recall a flying glider and robotic tentacles. I thought that be end until one day there this flying powered but good looking guy who seemed to have turned people into shadows to what’s called “Voided”, he did the same to me and for some reason I had to watch myself became a couch potato wasting my life, luckily I returned but still.

So I did some thinking and figure it’s best to leave New York and move somewhere else, and I want to ask you where should I go as I narrowed down some of my options to Macau, China as I want some nice scenery or Washington DC as I heard the president is gonna give a speech, but I’m open to other places like Norway where nothing will happen