WDC #456: Antidesign (Submissions)

Hello, designers! I'm impressed with the cards submitted for the Give Me A... round, there's some really fantastic Quests out there! But only three designers tops can be crowned winners...:

• Best Card: Prepare the Stage / Lady Vashj, the Soloist by u/Card-game-poet -- (post)
• Runner-up: Pocket Monsters by u/WeoWeoVi -- (Discord)
• Best card with non-minion reward: Let Him Cook by TreeckoRalts -- (Discord)

Weekly Competition

We have a difficult prompt this week, so talk about a nice start to your (perhaps) summer holidays. Its author, u/yssurucipe wants to ask some specific design questions, after all...

Prompts

Your prompt this week is to design a card that would be universally hated for its design. This is asking for cards that utilize a seemingly innocuous but annoying design element such as an over-dependence on RNG or annoying play patterns (Imp-losion and The Caverns Below), moreso than bad meme cards (Ice Rager). Feel free to include a paragraph about why you think your card's design wouldn't sit with the players.

The secondary prompt is to design a card most likely to appear in the Classic set. If you remember it, anyway (but that's why it's only a secondary prompt).

How to participate

Submit your card in the form of a comment on this post which includes a link to the image of your card. If you are submitting several pictures (e. g. a card and its tokens), please link all the images individually. Ideally, check that your links ends on a '.png' or a similar image format. Feel free to browse other entries and leave your feedback on them in the meantime!

Rules, FAQ, Tutorial:

HERE.