I kinda wish George would have named not by the characters' names

My guess is that for whatever reason, it never occurred to George not to just use character names for a chapter. But starting at book 4, we get awesome names like The Kraken's Daughter, The Dragontamer, The Drowned Man, The Iron Captain, The Soiled Knight, The Griffin Reborn.

What would the Red Wedding chapter have been called? Or Tyrion on the Blackwater battler? Or Dany in the House of the Undying.

Not a serious post, I just really like George creating chapter names.