Help me make my ex jealous?

Hi, this is my first post and I don't really know how to do this, so sorry in advance. My ex recently got a bf and im looking for someone to date or just fake date me. I don't really know where else to go. I'm pan so open to girls or guys or whatever. This probably isn't the smartest idea but who really cares. Hopefully someone sees this-please I'm so desperate. 😭🙏