[M4F] We're going on a date. I haven't washed, I'm a filthy perv, and you're paying!

And of course, you know the rules. Address me as "Daddy Filth" at all times, or you're getting a spanking. In front of everyone. Maybe I'll even let our server have a few slaps. I mean, I'm not going to tip her, but I'll let her slap your stupid ass a few times. What can I do? If you're such a dumb bitch as to forget a simple rule like that, I have to punish you, right?

"Your tits look even better than in your photos" I snort as I scarf down my entree, a little cheese and chilli dribbling down my chin from the arancini. Of course, I'll have three courses. And maybe a cheese board. I'll drink far too many beers before you pay the cheque and I drive us back to my place. Fun fact, my cock smells really similar to the blue cheese on that board after a month of sweating, cumming and not washing, and you're really going to get to know that smell on the way back to my place.

You keep shifting uncomfortably on your seat. I trust that's the jumbo butt plug I told you to wear for our first date. I picked it so the jewel in the base matches your eyes. Aren't I so romantic? I hope you're wearing slutty underwear like I asked.

While the server is pouring us some water I ask, “So, what's your favourite position? Doggy, because you're my little bitch? Or maybe cowgirl, because you wanna milk me dry?” The waitresses cheeks burn bright red, but we've met before, and she gets good tips for being a good girl and keeping her fucking mouth shut. I grope her ass as she walks away in full view of you.

“I… don't know, Daddy Filth, like I said, I'm a virgin..” you stammer nervously, swallowing a bite of your salad.

“Then I guess I'll just have to teach you the whole Kama Sutra tonight..” I take a huge drink of my beer and belch. “Fuck, I hope you're a thirsty girl, because my bladder is getting really full” Your cheeks burn a deeper shade of red, but all you say is “Would you care for another beer, Daddy Filth? I…. can't wait to taste your hot, foamy.. piss”

As shy as you seem, there's a reason we matched. Even as a virgin, you're a nasty little slut for filthy old men with filthy old cocks and filthy old kinks. You saw my belly and the bulge beneath it and you knew my reputation. Daddy Filth has a reputation in this town among shy virgins, shameless sluts and humiliated ex-boyfriends.

As I finish the last few bites of my cheese and sip a coffee, I can tell you're getting impatient. I wore two pairs of boxers today, just so I'd be extra sweaty down there for you.

“Pay up, Slut. You know what to say..” I instructed you with an evil wink.

The server approached. “Can we have the check please? And… make it snappy? I have to… go outside and suck Daddy Filth's sweaty nuts dry on the drive home…”

You actually said it. I thought you'd be too shy. I guess you're going to be a really fun date.