I'm a nerdy guy in my 30's, relatively skinny although describing myself as athletic would be a bit of a STRETCH. I've got dark hair and eyes. I do wear glasses. Skin tone similar to a lighter shade of Nutella ( Disclaimer :>!I probably don't taste as yummy though!<).

Height:

6′10″ >!when I jump in the air.!<

!6′0″!< >!on my tippy-toes.!<

!Normally a 5′7″.!<

Ladies, if he can't appreciate your fruit jokes then you need to let that MANGO. Now that I caught your attention with that pun and hopefully made you PAWS 🐾 for a second I was wondering if there are any curvy/thicc/chubby women on here that are feeling kinda horny or in the mood to touch themselves right now.

I absolutely adore chubby women. Your curves deserve to be appreciated and loved. I think a Fupa (Fat Upper Pussy/Pubic Area) looks sexy as fuck. Just the mere sight of it makes me salivate and want to go down even more I have to say. The only thing better than a chubby pussy is a chubby hairy pussy if you ask me.

Well, the plan is simple, to help you get wet as fuck by describing certain things like how I'd touch,eat you out, use and fuck you (respectfully of course) among other things in great detail. As well as have a discussion about what kinks we share etc.

What I'm looking for:

• Women, 24 of older.
• Someone that's open to having a flowing conversation.
• Ideally ,sexting and a discussion about your kinks in general. We can have a non-sexual conversation too if that's something that interests you and gradually build things up.
• I'm open to short and long term conversations.
• RP is something that doesn't really interest me , neither is it my forte. So if that is a deal breaker then it's totally fine , I wish you the best of luck in finding a suitable chatting partner elsewhere.
• It would be greatly appreciated if the conversation doesn't devolve into just short or one-word replies, they're a major turn off.
• I'm totally cool with keeping things anonymous, that would be preferred.
• Pictures aren't necessary.

* Bonus points if you happen to have a Fupa.

*If you've managed to read this far , please don't start the conversation off with just a "hey/hi" or "hw ru" etc.

Would be greatly appreciated if you could please include what your favourite dessert is (no prizes for guessing what mine is) in the first message so I know you've read the post, cheers.