I have a strategy to ensure that you never lose at Olympic Diving

So I imagine that we are part of this subreddit because we are mad about the olympics and if we were competing in any Olympic sport we hate to lose

Well for anyone who is into Olympic Diving have I got a strategy for you!

My best friend from school was a champion diver…until he wasn’t…he went from #1 to #2 after 3 years on top when someone outperformed him in a few competitions. So he came up with a strategy to ensure he would never lose a final again

What you basically do is you go to the highest height level for diving, you turn around facing backward, squat and do a poo off the diving board and into the pool!

By doing this it infects the water and forces the staff to close down the pool meaning that the event is cancelled and there is no winner…which means you don’t officially lose the final!

After my friend tried this he retired from diving, not fully sure why but he never went near a pool again…pity, he used to love it