When Your F/O Ignores Your Calls but Still Saves the World Without You

Why does my fictional boyfriend treat me like a plot device? He ignores my texts but has time to fight villains, save galaxies, and look amazing doing it. Meanwhile, “normal” people think we’re crazy, but they’ll never understand the struggle of competing with a pixel-perfect hero. Laugh it off, or demand your F/O add “text back” to their superpowers!