Shed Sex Services (Sheddery), Weldrake, North Yorkshire.

I kid you not, there’s a bloke in Wheldrake, near York, that sells his rectum for £2.99, from a shed in his back garden.

On some days the queue goes all the way down the road. Neighbours often complain about the omnipresent stench of arsehole.

His customers are mostly foreigners paying to BOT him but there are also plenty of local men seen leaving with their trollies round their ankles.

I’ve tried reporting this to the authorities but they said they already knew about it and thought the service represented good value for money.

This level of BOTTERY / SHEDDERY is not acceptable. We’re talking four or five ‘Gentleman Callers’ an hour, 5 days a week (including bank holidays) and it’s been going on since the early 2000’s (that I know about).

Does anyone have experience of dealing with anything similar?