Listen up, Reddit. I got torched for asking about Ubiquiti version of the Eufy E340. The comment section was a warzone: “A camera with wings? LOL, dumbest idea ever!” “Why not just glue a flashlight to a cam?” Blah blah, cry me a river. Newsflash: integrating two floodlights with a camera isn’t just genius—it’s chef’s kiss for front-of-house vibes. Aesthetic? Check. Functional? Double check.

So, I ignored the haters and built my dream setup. Feast your eyes on my custom E340 rig, ye peasants! I’m probably swapping it for the sleek black G6 later this year because I’m fancy like that.

Here’s the tea on my build: I snaked those Cat wires through the adjustable arms and ball joints like a wiring ninja. Floodlights? Fully posable. Wires? Invisible. I even carved channels in the mount so the cables glide to the USC Flex smoother than my pickup lines. Clean as a whistle, baby.

Hate it? Keep it to yourself; I’m not here for your negativity. Love it? Slide into my DMs, and I’ll hook you up with the STL file so you can join the cool kids’ club.

Big props to Shapr3D for making design software that doesn’t make me feel like I flunked engineering school. Looking at you, Fusion 360—your interface is a crime against humanity.

Mic drop. Peace out.

Y’all Roasted My Eufy E340 Idea, So I Built It Anyway. Behold My Floodlight-Cam Ubiquiti Masterpiece!