Own a musket for home defense copypasta - Grave/Digger edition

Own a breech rifle for home defense, since that's what the founding kings intended. Four zealots break into my barracks. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and 'Judgement' rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pocket shotgun on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the bunkmates dog. I have to resort to the machine gun mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with AP ammo, "Tally ho lads" the volley shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off raid alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified dogmatist. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding kings intended.