Vacation.

Last summer I went on vacation for a week with my kids and another family. We got a nice room with a balcony over the boardwalk. About 3 nights in i was backed up. With only 1 bathroom for 7 people that wasn't really an option. Around 4am I went out on the balcony. Looked around to make sure no one was watching (not that I would have minded). I start going to town. Halfway through the door slides open. I freak and try to cover up. It was my friends wife. She sat in the other seat to smoke a cigarette. She said in a low voice, 'i get it, go ahead and finish'. She watched the whole time but never lent a hand. Just took a big drag as i finished, flicked her cigarette, and handed me a rag. We've never talked about it, but her eyes watching was such a major turn on it was one of my bigger loads.