Where’s Weedy? 28

Are you ready to consume a fire hose of racism, injustice, economic agita etc.? Well you’ve come to the right place. The Smithsonian station is on three GYATT damn lines: Blue (see blueberries), orange (orange fruit) and silver (everything you’ve ever done).

Sure, there’s the Holocaust museum (see Anne frank), the university of the American Indian (Squanto) and the museum of Afro-American history (half of Obama). But that territory is well trodden. There’s really only so many jokes you can make about concentration camps and slavery before you appear insincere, and I want to avoid that perception.

There’s a museum of the Bible but I strive to only suggest accurate content to my readers 😎

This brings me to why I’m here. We’d like to incorporate you in a newly designed Gay Museum. You will be part of a core, permanent exhibit about just how Gay you are. Retarded too but I don’t want to attack something you can’t change.

The exhibit will start, of course, with a bust of you. There will be various plaques and awards that show your remarkable numbers. A video panel will catalog some of your gayest feats. To the right, it will start with busts of your father, then your grandfather, and on and on. That will allow the reader to decide just where things went wrong.

The left will be split into two areas. The first will be all of your collectibles that you’ve amassed over the years. Pokémon cards, warhammer figurines, action figures, etc. anything that would typically be owned by a child. If there’s overflow, a plan has already been developed to expand this area for all your gay, shitty toys.

The second area will display all the weed you have unwisely paid for, including the Mexican Dirt Weed that you got ripped off on from Jr. High. Mexican Dirt Weed is not a real strain, but real chiefers will know exactly what I mean. The question of why you overpaid for the weed in this section is a good one, especially since it’s all the same and you can legally buy everclear-like doses of weed over the mail. How do you not know all thc is the same by now???

Have a fantastic day🌞 cumbois