Penis envy post (wish I could get boners)

I love my body but I'm jealous of how boys are basically brought up as 24/7 penis pleasure machines. The way boys have this sacred relationship with porn, the way their boners boing straight up when they think about girls they like 😍

I wish I could grow a penis! I'm imagining jerking off, what it would feel like to have sex from a boy's perspective, etc.

Men - pet your penises nice and hard today :)