I got my gf to play

I've gotten my girlfriend to start playing through the 1st game and I thought I'd share as we all wish we could play for the 1st time again. This far she has:

Failed to save Jenkins, become obsessed with the shotgun, lusted over garrus, gotten bored by Kaiden "white bread" Alenko, been disgusted by the thorian, discovered pyjak violence and always takes the grumpy grandpa wrex.