[F4A] Whats the silliest, most absurd, most depraved prompt you've never gotten to RP?

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Howdy Howdy!! I'm looking for your most extreme ideas. Not dark-extreme (unless you like that)--just weird-extreme. I want to hear combinations of words that weren't in the bible. I want to hear the plots that nobody else has ever thought about before. I want so get TFed into something that human eyes have never seen. Make me your perfect blend of all things offensively sexual, hilariously kinky, and just downright depraved. Anyone who wants to can play with me however they wish--as long as you make me as absurdly fucked up as possible!! no limits, no requests, just send a prompt and tell me who i'm playing and let's get started!! im down for literally anything, so send me a chat--but Please***, for the love of the GODS, DO NOT JUST SAY "hey... rp?"!! LITERALLY ANYTHING BUT THAT!!***

bonus points if you're a woman, or if you've got reference photos... im a very visual person so seeing reference photos (or just women) will move you to the front of the line :))

I'm a super-submissive bitch who wants to be your plaything! I love the feeling of powerlessness that comes from a dominant rp partner. for me, im very into almost all kinds of tfs and expansions... the weirder and stranger the better!! but i also can enjoy a more 'basic' tf as well if you put a freakish spin on it! I really love being helpless and feeling controlled, like no matter what, you're going to get your way, so you can pick literally anything u want for me--I'll play whatever character and prompts you want for me... tease me, degrade me or treat me like a pet (in rp only please!), you have full permission... i love that shit so much~~ kinks: anything and everything funky, strange, weird, absurd, ridiculous, obscene, depraved, extreme, or odd, feeling powerless and out of control please please please be an assertive dom! take the lead in the planning process and i promise that it'll pay off well I like to be told what to do, and i follow instructions quite well. limits: nothing under 18, but that's it! im a blank slate for you to crash into however you want. hope to see some messages soon!!