As you all know, our recent dreamer sacrifices have had a large degree of success, however, it has also attracted many unwanted... Pests.

But worry not! As a professional skonger I myself have been keeping the "Snosk" at bay and away from our dear community for a long while now, but now they have seemed to overwhelm my defenses,

-So here is a comprehensive guide on how to defend against the "Snosk."

1. USE YOUR ANIMAL INSTINCTS!

A skongers innate ability to detect and analyze silkposts can also be used to identify true silksong from the Snosk, if your senses tingle in a strange setting where you see silksong, TRUST YOUR INSTINCTS!

2. TRAVEL IN GROUPS.

Although at times we may not get along, it is good to travel with others, the Snosk likes to single out its prey, so even if you must partner with a Denier, (as an accepter myself) suck up your pride for your safety.

3. COVER UP THAT SMELL.

The Snosk has the ability to smell your silk, so if you have been silking it as of recent, (no judgement) you may be at increased risk of being attacked, the best way to counter your silky scent is with defenders crest (trust me, it works).

4. STAY AWAY FROM WOODS

Forests and trees are a Snosk's natural habitat, though they have been sighted outside these areas, staying away from areas with a alot of trees is the best way of avoiding encounters with Snosk.

5. HONE YOUR NAILS.

If all else fails and you encounter a Snosk, you have to be able to defend yourself, hone that nail and have your shadow dash ready (im handing out free dashes on saturdays).

I believe that the increased level of Snosk sightings may have be linked to an increase of silk, say if someone had an insane lets say-

20 DAYS worth of SILK in a JAR

it would attract these Snosk like FLIES!

Luckily I know all of you a perfectly silksane enough to NOT do something like that, anyways, I hope this guide keeps you and your fellow skongers safe, strong, and silking. Good luck.

• Sincerely, A humble skonger.

HOW TO GUIDE: DEFENDING AGAINST THE SNOSK