40 [M4F] California/online. Does everyone think you’re innocent, but you’re secretly a girl-perv?

I’m the male version. I lead a relatively normal life with friends, a career, etc, but my mind is usually stuck on dirty thoughts, whether it's picturing how I would fuck literally every woman I see in the supermarket or maintaining a normal conversation with a female acquaintance while picturing her covered in oil and tied up spread-eagle with silk scarves on a four post bed.

My kinks include BDSM, lingerie, and Oxford commas. I'm looking for a smart woman to talk to about the dirty things you won't tell most people.I like people who are hiding a secret: The girl at work who dresses conservatively but keeps a riding crop and handcuffs in her dresser drawer. The girl in the flowered sundress at church wearing black silk panties. If that's you, send me a message.

I'm a good-looking guy (if I say so myself). I'm 5'10", brown hair, neat beard, glasses, and in good shape. But it's really about the mental side of things for me, not physical. I appreciate all different types of women, so whatever you look like is cool. I'm really into women who are smart, funny, and creative above looks.

Anyway, send me a message. If you’ve read this far, you sort of have to.