I started playing this game when it came out because I was bored of Overwatch and simping over Mercy.

Call her what you want, Goddess of death, harvester of souls, Queen of Hel? Flark, it worked. I have become so obsessed with this weirdly hot death goddess that my subconscious mind wants her as badly as my conscious self does.

In the dream, Hela left Hel to find more souls for her kingdom when she stumbled across lil ole me (and yes I do mean lil ole me, the dream was playing through my eyes) but she fell in love with me, we dated for a few years, and I proposed one day as a surprise, and we become rulers of Hel together and have a child. (Yes my brain did play a full sex scene that it made up for me). The child ended up being a girl with superhuman Asgardian powers just like her mother, that we decided to name Helen. From there it's kind of like a highlight reel, I remember seeing the girl talk for the first time and saying dada, I saw her stand up on her own for the first time, I saw various birthdays, and even visits to Thor and Loki (they really aren't as bad as wifey claims they are). I saw moments where Hela would want me to protect her from the souls of some rather unsavory individuals, even though she didn't need the protection, it's how I would show my love for her at times.

Hel, there were more details too if yall want to ask about it.

When I tell yall I have never been more devastated to hear my alarm, I genuinely mean it. A tear rolled down my cheek after I awoke from my slumber.

But how did I get this fried in this short of a time?

Is there anyway to comeback from this or am I just flarked?

(I actually wish I would have a dream about Hela, full transparency)

I’m so fried I had a dream about Hela last night.